Whenever anyone is talking about how feminist Avatar is they always forget how within the first 4 minutes of the first episode Sokka says ‘Leave it to a girl to screw everything up’ and the Katara calls him sexist and gets so mad she destroys an iceberg and finds the Avatar and basically Katara calling Sokka out on his shit started the whole show
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
Spongebob time cards are solid gold.
If you’re a girl you’re like…
If you’re a guy you’re like…
A+ gif use guys.
Inspired by the many complaints i’ve received of older Lilo’s resemblance to Nani.
THESE ARE FRICKIN SNAPDRAGON SEED PODS
Elves don’t get sick.
Not like this.
She’s seen fevers before, brought on by battle wound or poison. She’s seen skin turn pale and bags under eyes of Elves who had begun to fade. She had even heard a cough before, though the elf in question had been choking on a piece of food that hadn’t been chewed properly.
Though nothing she has ever seen before could prepare her for how Kili looked that morning. His skin was warm to the touch not unlike how he had been in Bard’s cabin when she had saved him from the orc’s poison. His skin was paler than anything she’d seen before, cheekbones standing out too hardly against his skin, bags under his eyes giving his whole face a rather hallow look, and the other color was a reddish flush causes by the fever that crawled up the side of his neck and back towards his ears. His voice was hoarse as if he had been shouting for hours, but Tauriel was certain that he hadn’t been, and whenever he talked too loudly or laughed too hard he would begin to cough, as if he was struggling for breath.
She knew something was wrong, that much was plain to see.
Tauriel had expressed her concerns as politely as possible, her nervous hands flitting up to feel his feverish forehead and insisting that he needed to see a healer, all while checking to see if she could spot any obvious wonders on him.
Tauriel knew first hand just how stubborn her dwarf could be when it came to admitting that he was hurt or needed help.
However, Kili had just shook his head at that, his eyes filled with mirth as he informed her that he was, “fine, in fact, better than fine.”
Upon seeing her look of worried disbelief, he had tried to give her a reassuring smile, “just got a cold. I’ve had plenty before, give me a good night’s rest and I’ll be in tip top shape once more.”
“A cold,” she repeats, her confusion clear. For Kili did not seem cold at all, in fact, he seemed to be overheated if anything.
“Aye, a cold,” Kili answers, “you know-“ he says, but oh then he must notice his face, for there settles confusion between his own brows, “you don’t know?”
“No,” she replies.
“Elves don’t get colds,” he asks, and when Tauriel shakes her head, he groans, “that is so unfair! Colds are awful, but not that awful,” he corrects again, his eyes now carefully watching her face for signs of understanding, “they’re more annoying, to be truthful. You just feel tired all day and cannot talk very loud.”
“Sounds annoying,” she says softly, trying for teasing, though her relief is clear, “they’re not life threatening.”
“Not at all,” Kili answers, “so don’t you worry about me.”
That was far easier said than done. Surely he ought to have known that much.
Still, she tried as best as she could.
Though later when Kili is asleep in their bed and she finds her way down to the infirmary, the old healer just laughs at her question about what exactly a cold is, and in the end just hands her a book of common dwarrow ailments and the best known cures, because apparently colds are a lot more complicated than she was led to believe, and there’s a hundred different types of them. None of which seem to lead to death, though that doesn’t stop her from sitting by his bedside later, checking to make certain that Kili shows none of the symptoms described in the book as belonging to far worse ailments.
okay this has been stewing in my head for awhile and I need to share:
Arwen, Eowyn, and Rosie Cotton as Cat Woman, Huntress, and Black Canary respectively, singing the infamous ‘Birds of Prey’ song, replacing the names of the Justice League with the Fellowship
dirty bofur in suspenders is my favorite thing
I love how a lot of the stories I read where Fili is of importance, the color of his hair is always brought up. it’s so lovely, and I love coloring and drawing it. (and he looks so good in plum colors oh gosh)
I haven’t seen any art for sigrid so I decided to remedy that. kickin’ chores’ butts and taking names while getting shit done. she’s a pretty cool big sister. plus she’s mega gorgeous so A+ to peggy nesbitt for being fab
this makes me so happy …
There’s been a spider living behind my toilet for like 7 months now. since it eats whatever ants are in my house i’ve just let it stay there. I get ants eaten, it gets to eat ants, symbiosis and shit lol