do you ever just remember that sebastian stan is a real person who kissed guys and had a terrible blonde hair dye and is awkward in interviews and has a high heel fetish and who can act like a dream and is ultimately the most adorable threat to millions of people
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We meet again! Here is another 8 Bit Frozen Reversioning! Let me know if there are songs you would like me to make 8 bit, and I will do my best!
Next up on the list, who knows. We’ll see if tomorrow is when something new will begin ;-)
now we know why javert spends so much time looking at the stars
Falling from grace…
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
God, I wish we were the type of fans that creators actually listened to. I mean, not that they’re going to give this plotline to KSD or anything, but Jesus. STEVE IS A STRATEGIST. WHO ACTUALLY HAS HAD TO DO COLLATERAL DAMAGE. THAT IS WHAT THIS WAS AN EXERCISE IN. And it was a hypothetical. For him to literally say nope, do not even contemplate this possibility; we’re going to pretend not to know about what is currently our ONLY plausible solution to the END OF TWO UNIVERSES … because I said so. wtf.
I’d say who died and made you boss, but that’s just it. STEVE DIED AND MADE HIMSELF BOSS, GOD, JUDGE, SAINT, MARTYR, and Tony just backs him up. Because even though Tony was the one who gave the mindwipe order, that was as much a self-flagellation as anything else. Because all of his actions since then have been about handing Steve a rod to punish him with. That way, Tony gets to save the world by sacrificing his friendship again, (so Steve doesn’t—if Tony wrecks it, he doesn’t give Steve the chance to prove he never trusted Tony in the first place, that the relationship never recovered fully for him, since Tony can’t even remember the rift). So Tony gets to a) save the world b) preemptively trash the relationship before Steve can prove it had never recovered pst Civil War on Steve’s side c) save Steve (if Tony doesn’t leave a self-hating message to Steve à la The Confession explaining how the Avengers World is his apology, (though he knows it will never make up for it but he had to make sure the world was worth saving for Steve even if Steve never forgave him,) I will eat an item of millinery), and take himself as the problem, off the playing field, so that Steve is fully in charge.
I think what’s going to complicate it is that it’s likely that the reason Tony’s going to be chased by more than just Steve is that he’s likely to get framed for the murder of the Watcher, and if he *does* die, and is then exonerated, we might have a reverse Steve post Civil War—oh look—falsely accused, did his damndest to save the world, knowig he’d be reviled by the person he cared about most, and he did it anyhow because it was the right thing to do, and they all turned on him, even the people who shared his guilt, or claimed to be his best friend and had ‘forgiven’ him.
If he dies, the real question is if/when we get him back and how.
He’s a classic character, white and male, so I figure we get him back—it’s just how long, and will he get the beatification treatment or will be be scapegoated in death and if so, to what narrative end?
I kind of hate the idea of dead!Tony, but on the other hand, man, if someone actually looked at Steve—Carol, Bucky, Pepper, and said, well, there you go, happy? All that man ever wanted was to protect the world and to have your respect and trust, but if he had to choose, he was going to protect the world, because it’s MORE IMPORTANT THAN EGO, BUT I GUESS YOU DIDN’T GET THAT MEMO, AVENGER. And you can’t make it up to him now, so hope your righteousness keeps you company :/
Let him stew on that for 9-18 months. I don’t see Marvel keeping Tony dead/’dead’ much longer than that.
Then can we have a fucking make up of —hey yeah, THAT SUCKED, WE BOTH FUCKED UP AND NOW WE’RE EVEN LET’S NEVER DO IT AGAIN THE WORLD SUCKS WITHOUT BOTH OF US JESUS.
SORRY ANGELA, BUT I HAD TO SHARE