Okay, enough procrastinating. I have time before the relatives show up

we’re doing this
Okay so basically this whole this is gonna be like if a videogame was a webcomic, yeah? Complete with made up words just to say ‘item slot’ and probably a whole lot of subversion.
Now I know why Toby Fox later went on to make Undertale.

I can appreciate how they like, IMMEDIATELY access the ever taxing problem of a full item cache.

Johnny my good boy calm down

Oh no Minigames
I suppose Problem sleuth since Our boy Johnny was talking it up earlier?

Mr Sleuth you’re overthinking this
Mr Sleuth there’s a key RIGHT THERE

MR SLEUTH

oh finally

……
so is the whole comic gonna be like this or am I on glue?
Okay all you homestucks that follow me for the liveblogging (and I know there’s a few of you)
Stay tuned, Vega Vs Homestuck is picking back up (Vega Vs homestuck being the tag you should block if you DON’T want to see my stumbling attempts at consuming a homestuck)
where we last left off a week or so ago I had the unfortunate circumstance of believing Problem sleuth was a Mini game and not its own whole other thing. I’ll be completing that on its own time but for now we continue with the main event.

I remember buying magazines like this religiously for anime in hopes Sailor Moon might make one (1) small cameo
on the upside it had led me to my yu gi oh phase p. seamlessly

Douchebag culture: Late 00′s edition

Johnny my good boy I’m glad you aknowlege how terrible that disguise is but like
why be in disguise at all why are you like this
And also

YOUR FATHER’S INTERIOR DECORATING LEAVES MUCH TO BE DESIRED JOHNNY

Is Johnny’s other parent dead? I can only hope so
something else would imply they’re okay with this disgusting, unHOLY attempt at living room design
I MEAN SERIOUSLY

WHO DECORATES THEIR HOUSE LIKE THIS?? JOHNNY YOUR DAD HAS ZERO TASTE